Oh, for the love of the Good Lord! Elliott Sadler has either gone flat broke, or lost his mind one. He has now gone and sued RPM for, "breach of contract and unfair and deceptive trade practices." Puhlease, I find it hard to believe Elliott can even spell "deceptive trade practices", much less know the definition.
Here is the official legal hibberish -jibberish, “What they allege is the Hunt Brothers sponsorship came to KHI as a direct result of Elliott negotiating that, or words to that effect. … Elliott had absolutely no involvement in that,” Sadler attorney John Buric said. “Hunt Brothers sent out requests for proposals, requests for bids to many race teams and it just so happens that KHI was awarded the sponsorship.”
So, basically, you see what happened was, somebody forgot to tell Sadler and Harvick that people are going to talk a little when the company you have a non-solicitation clause with (ie;. Hunt Bros), ends up on your car. Now, anyone with half a lick of brains knows that KHI should have been ineligible according to the non-solicitation clause with Sadler for sponsorship. However, I believe they just pulled the old, "Let's do it first, and ask for forgiveness later" card.
So, either Sadler got busted, and punished (as he should) and now he is back-peddling because he needs the money to buy a new hunting gun or something, or, my pick,he has prepaid legal services that he must use before they expire at the end of the year.
Either way, we all just waisted 5 minutes of Sadler's 8 minutes left of fame.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
NASCAR Calling Judge Lynn Toler & Divorce Court
Ladies, the divorce lawyers are working overtime this year! Divorce abounds in NASCAR! Get out your little black pad and let's all start keeping our tallies.
First, we have the divorce of golden couple Kurt and Eva Busch. Not a big surprise there. If you just listen to him on the scanner and hear how he treats his crew in front of God, his Country and his mother - imagine how he talks to his wife at home. No amount of money is worth being belittled by a bobble head. Can I get an Amen?
Next, we have old AJ Allmendinger. Dude looks like the cross between a pug and a Smurf. Old 'dinger should take a real harsh look in the mirror, and get down on both knees and beg like his retirement fund depends on it for his gorgeous wife to come home.
Let's face it, once his ride in NASCAR in over, there won't be many women beating down the door in that mushroom house nestled among the Smurf village. Because, without looks, charm, money, or the ability to clean toilets and use a Swiffer duster - nobody is going to want you budy!
My favorite new single guy is little Jason Leffler, bless his heart. 'Really, a bless his heart you ask'? Yes, because sometimes as I observe him, I think not only does his elevator not go to the top floor, but the fire escape has been nailed shut as well.
Leffler, hasn't been married very long, has children, and really hasn't made a name in NASCAR yet. So, bar hopping beside every single girl at Red Rocks in Birkdale probably isn't the smoothest move in his life-transistion. Well, and I hate to be catty (no I don't), but let's just say, he probably does not carry a Black American Express which limits his options in women.
I am sure there are many more details to start coming forth, but stand tall ladies! Salute the original model for the "NASCAR Wife Gets All" divorce, Ms. Brooke Gordon. And always, always, remember the wise words, "Breaking up is like underwear. You will feel much better when the creep is gone."
First, we have the divorce of golden couple Kurt and Eva Busch. Not a big surprise there. If you just listen to him on the scanner and hear how he treats his crew in front of God, his Country and his mother - imagine how he talks to his wife at home. No amount of money is worth being belittled by a bobble head. Can I get an Amen?
Next, we have old AJ Allmendinger. Dude looks like the cross between a pug and a Smurf. Old 'dinger should take a real harsh look in the mirror, and get down on both knees and beg like his retirement fund depends on it for his gorgeous wife to come home.
Let's face it, once his ride in NASCAR in over, there won't be many women beating down the door in that mushroom house nestled among the Smurf village. Because, without looks, charm, money, or the ability to clean toilets and use a Swiffer duster - nobody is going to want you budy!
My favorite new single guy is little Jason Leffler, bless his heart. 'Really, a bless his heart you ask'? Yes, because sometimes as I observe him, I think not only does his elevator not go to the top floor, but the fire escape has been nailed shut as well.
Leffler, hasn't been married very long, has children, and really hasn't made a name in NASCAR yet. So, bar hopping beside every single girl at Red Rocks in Birkdale probably isn't the smoothest move in his life-transistion. Well, and I hate to be catty (no I don't), but let's just say, he probably does not carry a Black American Express which limits his options in women.
I am sure there are many more details to start coming forth, but stand tall ladies! Salute the original model for the "NASCAR Wife Gets All" divorce, Ms. Brooke Gordon. And always, always, remember the wise words, "Breaking up is like underwear. You will feel much better when the creep is gone."
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